Friday, September 30, 2005

That Was MY Idea

A year ago whilst drinking with some friends, I had an idea for a way to get our drinks filled more efficiently than waiting to flag down a waiter. Namely, a device in the beer mug that measures when the level reaches down to a level of say 5% of full - kinda like a gas tank. The microchip communicates with a central point (Radio, WiFi, whatever) which then indicates that there is an empty mug needing refilling and then the waiter can then swing by.

Well, of course since I'm a thinker and not a doer, it looks like someone beat me.

...argghh....

7 Comments:

At 9:59 AM, Blogger Admin said...

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At 3:07 PM, Blogger Jim said...

Thanks, spambot Admin! I am sure you will "bookmark" this site and "return" often, as this blog's URL is undoubtedly saved in some database and a do loop will once again cast its iteration on my attention deprived site.

I do commend you on your grammar and spelling as opposed to this blog's last visit by a spambot. Is there AI in the spambot world?

However, I have to decline visiting "your" website and let "you" know what I think. Ontologically speaking, there is no "you". The only thing that exists of "you" is a pre-written pattern of letters (really 1's and 0's) that is replicated to the comments sections of every blog that you can find. As there is no corporeal existence of "you" I will have to once again adopt my prejudice towards electron-only beings and ignore "you". We'll talk when you gain a few gobzillion carbon/hydrogen/oxygen atoms.

And tell Mr. Turing that his test results were negative. Ha!

 
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At 10:53 AM, Blogger Jim said...

Hi Anonymous! I loved "Primary Colors"!

I see you are sidling up to the existence game with the use of the small "i". Clever. Also, the use of common grammar mistakes like "alot" and "its" for "it's" is a good try.

However, you really failed the Turing test by calling my blog one of the best blogs. I believe your criteria for "best blogs" are those that don't have comment blocking on. And since you aren't my mother (you aren't are you?) I have to conclude you are another one of those spambots.

 
At 8:49 PM, Blogger Admin said...

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At 10:30 AM, Blogger Jim said...

Welcome back Admin!!! You are so true to your binary words. You have returned! Almost like there was something...programmatical...about it. Sigh....if only my human friends were as true.

I am sad, though, that you cannot think of anything new to say. Are you stuck in an infinite loop? Do you want me to send you a spare GOTO? Or a leftover BREAK I have laying around? Let me know.

But, even with your earnest pleadings, I shall not visit "your" website. The odds of my going to anything Disney related is about the same as your passing the Turing test.

 
At 6:56 PM, Blogger Scott said...

Jim, you are having conversations with spambots. I think it's time to seek professional help. Perhaps some Viagra?

 

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