Thursday, May 13, 2004

Department of We're Not Making This Up

Book title seen in bookstore: The Complete Idiot's Guide to Pregnancy.

When the little moron
Who's always worshipped Onan
Desires some offspring
When the little dumbbell
At the bottom of the dell
Starts to ring Ding dong Ding dong
When the little dim jerk
In the middle of his work
Starts a tune to the moon up above
It is nature that is all
Simply telling us to fall in love

And that's why birds do it, bees do it
Even uneducated twits do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love...


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