Friday, May 28, 2004

Changing A Light Bulb

I saw this joke in a art forum. I laugh through my tears.

How many members of the Bush administration does it
take to replace a light bulb?

-One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced;
-One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone
who has questions about the lightbulb;
-One to blame the previous administration for the need
of a new lightbulb;
-One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to
have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs;
-One to get together with Vice President Cheney and
figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries $1
million for a lightbulb;
-One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush
changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit
and wrapped in an American flag; and
-One to explain to Bush the difference between
screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.


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